You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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