dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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