My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Randomize