Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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