butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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