Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I've got a whole match.com system. Triple book. First dates always get the 6pm happy hour drinks slot. 8pm dinner goes to a girl where I think I can close the deal. 10pm slot goes to the sure thing in case of emergency, but 6 can always trump 8 and 8 always trumps 10. Just blame it on a dead iPhone battery.
That, my friend, is how I bang 50 new girls a year. Not luck at all. It's science and statistics.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
Randomize
