This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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