I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
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