There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
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We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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