I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Randomize
