apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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