he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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