i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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