i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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