Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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