So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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