I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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