Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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