Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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