So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Everclear isn't food dammit
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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