I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Randomize
