My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
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