He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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