I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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