Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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