If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
pray to the hookup gods
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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