at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Randomize
