FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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