hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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