What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I'm really busy with my period
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