She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
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