I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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