That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
