Don't you send me to vm
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
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