maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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