two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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