do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
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