what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
I intend to get homeless drunk
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
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