I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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