I'm lost and stupid without you.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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