he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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