sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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