My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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