I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
My pussy is not your playground.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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