Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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