Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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