I need help removing her.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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