I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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