kristin has been a bad kristin
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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