Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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