I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
i now understand why vodka
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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