just come out here and I will go home with you...
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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