please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
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