i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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