im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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